LOGORRHEA

WEll I thought I would blog again. If it makes no sense at all, let me explain. I hate graduate school. Graduate school is the very demise in which it wishes to squeeze out any fun in your life and replace it with hours of excrusiating homework and pain that at the end you wish to gouge out your eyes with your pen. Okay maybe not that bad, but I just got done with my mid-term for Neurological Anatomy. Don't worry that it only took me about twelve hours to do and that is about average for the whole class.

Speaking of my class, I find it to be very educational being stuck in a room with 28 girls of varying ages and singularity (most are married) and then the old Richard the Lemon Pie. One would think that with this part of my life, I might have insight into the female realm, but I think I am just as clueless as the next guy. But I do not say that this is an entirely bad thing, but at times much the opposite. For many times I have had the opportunity of being witty and catching on to "what their putting down", but with great ease and comfort I pull out my Y-chromosome clueless card and walk away with a smirk on my face. Oh what joy!...

I just re-read my blog. WHAT THE CRAP AM I SAYING?!

I don't know and I really don't care at this moment. I think I have (here is your neuro-anatomy term for the day), LOGORRHEA-defined by The American Heritage Stedman's Medical Dictionary as "excessive use of words".

But I prefer the definition of The Shane-o-roo's Heritage Medical Dictionary Made Simple definition of "diarrhea of the mouth!"

Well two more weeks of this insanity and then I will be brought to a whole different realm of insanity enough to make one's head explode...Yes! I'M GOING BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. I don't know what I should have my speech students call me, either Mr. Lemon, Mr. Richard, or Master of the Universe of all Speech Pathologists! In anyway, the kids won't be able to say my name, Mistow Wichawd Wemon. So I think I will stick with He-Man and "The Master of the Universe" Title. What do your think?

Something Lame

Well I was cleaning out my papers from the move over to "the farm". And in one of the folders that had not been opened for a very long time, I found a SUPER LAME poem that I wrote in 7th grade when the first girl i ever liked dumped me. Yea I know what you are thinking about. 7th grade? It all seemed like drama then...Anyway I think it is funny to look back on. So enjoy and please laugh at it, because I laughed when I read it:

Did you ever love someone, but knew they didn't care,
Did you ever feel like crying, but knew you'd get no where?
Did you ever look into their eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into their heart and wish that you were there?
Have you ever wondered where they are and wondered if they're true?
One day you'll be happy, and the next day you'll be blue.
And when it starts, you won't know why, you'll wonder day and night.
One day find your losing them, no matter how hard you fight.
Love is free, but it hurts too much, the price is too high.
If I could choose between love or death, I think I'd rather die.
Don't ever fall in love, you'll get hurt before it's through.
You see, my friend, I ought to know, because I fell in love with you.


HAAAAAA!!!! STUPID DRAMA, man I was an idiot back then, but I thought it would be funny to post.

HALF WAY DONE WITH SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Childhood Dreams of Goodness and Joy

In answer to what picture was last posted, Transformer dogs is really close Amber, but the answer is VOLTRON! It was my favorite cartoon show growing up. My older brothers all watched it and I watched it in the very end of its existence. I morn for its wholesome goodness of cyber power! And we had the toy which kicked trash upon any form of Matel toy that even dared to come near its presence! I mean what toy could be five in one and then one in five and could make your very velcro straps on your shoes want to run for cover. But after the cancelization of this show, my heart was quickly filled with the wonderful goodnes of four little turtles and a rat. Yes the wonderful Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Since Voltron was gone,I put all my childhood dreams of goodness and joy into Turtle Power. This love for little green turtles has been instilled in me and will be with me until the grave! But in my little lemon shaped heart there will always be a place for Voltron!

Alright, Post your favorite Cartoon show or action figure as a child and give a shout out why. It would be interesting to see what gets posted!